JojosVania: Moon Prismatica Power Make-Up

[starmark]

PRISMATICA OPEN POST

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[hierophany]

I didn't START yet.

I'm trying to gauge how bad an idea it would be.

[starmark]

i don't think it matters that much either way

you couldn't do it even if you tried

you like being a bastard too much

[hierophany]

You're expecting me to take that as a challenge, aren't you?

I wasn't planning on doing it through willpower and a desire to make everyone else's lives more pleasant.

[starmark]

uh
how were you going to do it then

[hierophany]

Magical cookie.

Which, I admit, sounds very much like a euphemism for some sort of drugs.

[starmark]

why are you eating magic cookies
where did you even get a magic cookie from

what the fuck

[hierophany]

To graduate early.

It’s called a mangetsu cookie. Apparently they change the user according to their moonblessing. For an Iris, it should apparently make me more pleasant.

[starmark]

oh right those things from lumi
like the tea that makes you turn into a girl
or the root beer that makes you a little kid

this is the cookie that makes you weird
i get it

so you're trying to suck up to your professors huh
is that it

[hierophany]

Tutoring, actually.

I'm just shy of being able to graduate before the end of the year, the only extra classes left that I could sign up for conflict with the ones I'm already taking. Tutoring would make up the difference but

...the professors were very clear. In order to tutor other students I have to avoid making them cry. Or calling them an idiot. Or hopeless. Or a squirming workshy pissbaby.

[starmark]

so you think that cookie drugging yourself will get you through tutoring

make you "nice" or whatever

[hierophany]

Yes. I expect a nice person would be slightly less tempted to call someone an idiot.

It shouldn't last longer than a few hours, if all goes well. But I'm not going to do it if you'd mess with you both.

[starmark]

hmmm
i think i'm okay with it
but i have a condition

before you go tutoring on cookie drugs, you do it once around me and adrian
like you said it's only for a few hours
but that way we're there
we can take care of you if something happens

and you're not just out with somebody else

[hierophany]

Fair enough. I'm not expecting side effects, but

Correction: I know better than not to expect side effects. I just believe I've accounted for all of them. But you're right. If something goes wrong, best that it happens around the two of you.

[starmark]

i'll say
i mean if this really makes you "more like an iris", well

"nice" isn't the only thing irises are

[hierophany]

I'M NOT GOING TO GET HORNY ABOUT EXPLAINING CHROMA CIRCUITS IN VERY SMALL WORDS

[starmark]

well
not when you're not drugged at least

[hierophany]

Either you have very little faith in me or a concerning amount of faith in how sexy this teaching material is.

I expect it to be fine. I believe that the arousal experienced by irises is a physical response, not a change in personality.

[starmark]

more like i have a lot of faith in you finding weird things sexy
like lizard princesses with tits
or baseball mascots

for all i know circuit science will too
all those connections

[hierophany]

BUFFALO BELL IS NOT SEXY SHE IS PURE AND INNOCENT AND CHEERING EVERYONE ON BECAUSE SHE BELIEVES IN THEM AND I WANT TO PROTECT HER

[starmark]

so just pretend you're buffalo bell while you're tutoring

problem solved

[hierophany]

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ATTACHMENT
[ Not quite a nude, but a selfie with clothes hurriedly pushed aside and TENTACLE CENSOR BARS. He's wearing sunglasses. ]

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[starmark]

shit

[hierophany]

NETWORK MESSAGE
this user has unblocked you.

AND ONE MORE THING.

[starmark]

IT WAS A PERFECTLY GOOD SUGGESTION

what one more thing

[hierophany]

It was a terrible suggestion and Buffalo Bell is a perfect angel and not a joke.

If it does end up creeping you out, I won't do it. It wouldn't be the worst thing, graduating next summer.